Swanshead - A person with neck and facial features similar to that of a swans, hence the world swanshead. Swanshead has been known to hang around with a certain individual only known locally as Argyle. You can see swans at many lakes around the country. U should not be afraid to approach the swanshead as he is a very nice gentleman. He has can bee seen hanging round the hollingbourne area at night waiting in the pond trying to mate with other swans. It is rumoured that swanshead can only say 7 worlds: You get that on the big jobs.
Swanshead was discovered in the pond on bearsted green after drinking a cocktail of vodka/pond water.
by Melbs16 July 2, 2011
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A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
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by Candythespy December 10, 2017
Get the Swanson mug.1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
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After he told me he was hurt that I wasn’t interested in talking with him after finding out he was talking to several other women, I knew he was a Shawshank Shawn.
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Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
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Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
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