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Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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Drain Stomping

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it into the drain to make it go away.
Man1: I really needed to take a shit in the shower yesterday
Man2: Dude, you should have tried drain stomping!
by ChickenInfamous July 23, 2019
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Curb Stomp

When a woman grabs the back of someone's head, slamming the person's mouth down into her pussy.
I was pissed she curb stomped me, though she turned out to be delicious.
by Ponderance July 1, 2019
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cock stomp

to be brutality beatin with a cock
by theswagg October 12, 2008
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stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
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Tomp Stomp

1. A stomp one does when they are pissed off, or at least pretending to be. This is done with a forced, powerful frown and a nostril flare.

2. A name which you give an action Tompkins did that murked someone.

3. A sexual technique in which the chosen partner wears nothing but combat boots and stomps on their partner(s) body while frowning and flaring their nostrils.
"TOMP STOMP MUTHAFUCKER ARGHHHHHHGHGH"

"Hahahahah he Tomp Stomped that bitch!"

"I gave 'er the Tomp Stomp last night"
by Beef JT Chuckster May 25, 2006
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