Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

Starbucks Virgin

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.

The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

by Builder-o-matic October 1, 2012

starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.

"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"

by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013

Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops

Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz

by Personwholives January 8, 2015

starbucks bae

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES

by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016

Starbucks Siren

A slutty white girl. If you don't get it look up Starbucks history of logos, you see the siren with her legs/tails wide open welcoming anyone to some sexy time. (Starbucks is the sterotypical white girl representation)

Omg look at that Starbucks Siren trying to flirt with Joe again, she already has a boyfriend!

by UKnowDisShiet May 12, 2016

starbucks worker

Another way to call someone an albino or white as snow. Usually an insult unless the person your calling Starbucks worker works at Starbucks.

Your a starbucks worker you snow colored fool.

by Dodo November 29, 2016