A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a raging cunt who LIVES at starbucks and typically order's some long named drink and takes pictures of it for instagram.
an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
an example of the drinks there order -> "double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grandad's hole latte" An example of "A raging Starbucks Cunt" is the following
charlie: Hey look she's A Raging Starbucks Cunt taking a picture of her drink.
eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.
some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.
charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.
some smart ass: No!
charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.
some smart ass: sure
Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.
some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?
(gun shots and screams)
eric: Yeah she's 100% taking that for instagram.
some smart ass: not all ugly thots that take pictures of there double chocolate twisty nips gang bang extra S A U C E shit in my grand dads hole latte's are doing it for instagram.
charlie and eric at the same time: Yes, all of them.
some smart ass: No!
charlie: betcha your life she's on instagram.
some smart ass: sure
Raging Starbucks Cunt: Yeah im on instagram. uwu rawr.
some smart ass: that bet was a joke right? r-r-right??!?!?!?
(gun shots and screams)
by ugly niglet July 12, 2019
A store of the popular Starbucks Coffee chain located on State Street in Boston, Massachusetts near the world famous Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.
Today I saw a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt at the State Street Starbucks.
I sucked rusty nail through the straw of the Frappucino they served me at the State Street Starbucks.
"Yo man, I’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real bitch."
"No worries dude, just buy her a Frappuccino at the State Street Starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes."
I sucked rusty nail through the straw of the Frappucino they served me at the State Street Starbucks.
"Yo man, I’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real bitch."
"No worries dude, just buy her a Frappuccino at the State Street Starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes."
by bostonbren October 18, 2006
People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
by evildave August 26, 2010
A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 08, 2019
That guy with really nice hair and works at Starbucks. He's also really talented but you would really never know. Kinda like Alex from target but better. He tends to wear hats.
by The illuminati24601 January 21, 2015
by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 04, 2009
At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black
by wubbableseiebe July 31, 2022