story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

Walnut Stamp

Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.

Lindsay’s friend passed out first at the bachelorette party, so they decided to walnut stamp her.

by Iverson Iverson April 11, 2022

Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.

Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!

by BloodyZero11 May 13, 2018

butthole stamp

To spread one's ass cheeks and firmly plant the butthole on the body part of another. Best achieved with a dirty hole to use as stamp ink.

If you don't behave I'm gonna butthole stamp your forehead!

by Leenkat April 19, 2018

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.

God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 09, 2008

Dragon stamp

Getting menstral goo on you

Steve went red kiting and ended up getting a huge dragon stamp after he tripped on the kite

by Whitdad7 January 27, 2018