spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018

spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022

Stripper Spit

Grand Daddy Purps and Girl Scout cookie got it on to bring you this type of hybrid cannabis

I cannot wait to go smoke some Stripper Spit, this strain of pot is incredible.

by mainbsq May 29, 2018

Reverse Spit

To drink alcohol

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“

by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020

get the spit

The act of receiving oral sex

I get the spit on the daily from that girl across the street.

I got the spit twice last week and it was glorious.

by natkingcole August 14, 2010

Spit Dred

The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.

"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."

by Sir T-Dubbs of Wordenshire May 13, 2008

frozen spit

those little completely white bitty balls that some jewelry stores sell for diamonds. They are diamonds but they look like frozen spit.

Look at that ring, it has "frozen spit" for stones.

by stone setter March 20, 2010