Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016

Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

by Frazier May 30, 2006

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.

I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.

by Corey Fackall August 22, 2011

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

Chris Smoove

Make it splash and shot clock cheese cases are now available for the iPhone 5, iPhone 5s, and the iPhone 6. You can get these on my website at shop.chrissmoove.com

“Ay bro, you heard of Chris Smoove?”
“Yeah, Make it splash and shot clock cheese cases are now available for the iPhone 5, iPhone 5s, and the iPhone 6. You can get these on my website at shop.chrissmoove.com”

by Aliens in my attic fan club January 3, 2019