Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 15, 2008

slurping down that street

A female who loves sucking dick longer as a street road.

Man that chick can suck a dick just like she’s slurping down that street!

by LonLon21 January 23, 2022

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah March 07, 2014

slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 04, 2023

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan May 24, 2018

slurp shaft

When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob

Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft

by Pork master W July 13, 2021

Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:

The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.

by agw&anc April 20, 2009