Sloth

A person who climbs onto someones wood slowly due to them doing better.

Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.

Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.

by "GXD" July 27, 2019

Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.

"I like sloths."

by Slothina August 15, 2020

sloth mingling

sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard

Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again

by Catman did it August 15, 2016

Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.

P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!

by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009

Sloth

A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.

Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica

by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016

Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014

Slothed

Getting extremely high

DAMN what did you put in that joint! Im slothed

by Tylerabomination February 21, 2022