yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

bouncing lacey in a skirt

slutty hoe that bounces around with her legs spread showing off her thong and ass.

look at bouncing lacey in a skirt...she's so cool.

by bitchtits and sand paper face August 7, 2005

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

by ergonomics July 30, 2018

Skeet n Skirt

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

by HTF Yadada January 26, 2010

perp skirt

Slang term to discribe a skirt of which a "perp"/"perv"/"petofile" attempts or would like to attempt to take pictures underneath.

Check out that girl's perp skirt!!

by hellahawtshawty1992 June 12, 2011

up skirt texting

where a guy uses a cell phone to take photos up a woman's skirt and then texts them to his friends ect.

John's done some up skirt texting. I just got a text from him.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

Oh My Skirt

Used by bible thumping, conservative, skirt wearing church goers, who substitute the word "SKIRT" for "GOD"

Its used so these bible thumpers don't have to says god.

"oh my skirt"

by Danner22 August 3, 2009