Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

single gang

A group of Single people that haven't found true love ; (

I'm in Single gang no love for me !

by Guevaraa_ January 24, 2017

single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017

single nigga hours

3-7

Its single nigga hours at 3 to 7

by TookAnL September 27, 2017

single emoticon response syndrome

when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.

you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah

your crush - :D

you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome

by broken-lightbulb November 25, 2017

single-ationship

Being with someone. but having a mutual understanding of what is and what's not when it comes to talking to other people outside o your relationship with that one person.

what's understood doesn't need to be explained

Me and Adam are in a single-ationship

by anonkymous October 16, 2018

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018