shadeball

(n.) a person who acts standoff-ish towards you and when they talk to you they act like they have somewhere better to be or someone better to talk to.
(v.) the act of being shady to a person

(n.) tyler is such a shadeball, shady like a willow!
(v.) i must be shadeballlin' today.

by shadeballs11 October 27, 2009

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005

Mobile Shade

When you purposely drive next to big trucks or 18 wheelers on the freeway to avoid the blinding light from the sun. It requires limited traffic due to having to pace next to the vehicle.

Yea man it was such a scorcher today, luckily on my way home I found some mobile shade on route 6.

by Frostedbutts October 4, 2010

Shade Tree

Used in the movie "The Mack"

Literally the Shade Tree that everyone sits under to rest. A guy that stupidly supports and provides wealth for a whore, her family and her bastard children.

Excerpt from the movie "The Mack":

"....Shade Tree N*****r. Your nothin' but a Rest Haven for ho's."

by forget-it January 5, 2008

Rape Shade

-the shaded face mask professional rapist Ben Rapistburger wore in shame during his emasculating performance during Superbowl XLV, in which he lost the ball game but won by an overwhelming margin in the polls for voting 'douchebag of the year' for 2010.

He faces a up hill battle to retain his douchebag of the year title for 2011, sources close to Mr. Rapistburger say he is focused on retaining his douchebag of the year award and is going to ''bust ass'' this off season taking advantage of Jr.H.S. and H.S. girls at parties. Seems like Mr. Rapistburger has set his sights above douchbag of the year and is now aiming for Asshole of the decade, he is a shoe in the balloting.

Ben Rapistburger wants to thank fellow asshole idiots for their continued support; Terry Bradshaw, Jerome Bettis, Lynn Swan, Kordel Stewart, Terry Bradshaw, Hines Ward and Charlie Batch and special thanks to the biggest asshole of them all Terry Bradshaw.
STEELER HATE HATE HATE HATE....

guy1: Did you see facebook photos of that chick Big Ben raped ??/?

guy2: ....I did, she was a Seattle 4* in the dark, at best... turn the lights on she was a Atlanta 2*

guy1: that douchebag is going to hide his shamefull face with a Rape Shade for the rest of his bumbling career.

guy2: I bet big ben opens a outlet carpet store later in life, what an asshole

by steeler hate club February 25, 2011

throwing shade syndrome

1. To effortlessly and creatively read bitches all day, every day.

2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.

Fierce bitch walks into room and throws shade on tired looking friend wearing comfortable sweats and no makeup: "honey, you look so pretty today."

Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"

by FierceBitch314 April 14, 2016

shade fucker

Someone who waits in the shade while others are standing in the heat.

At tennis camp, Derrick was being a shade fucker while the rest of us were waiting in the sun.

by I.am.Meh June 21, 2008