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Scissor Block 

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.
"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"
Scissor Block by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005

scissorhump 

(v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping.
Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if they are gonna scissorhump or munch rug.
scissorhump by Two tone cock January 1, 2009

butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.
I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

scissorgasm 

(noun) an orgasm one has whilst scissoring

a portmanteau of "scissor" and "orgasm"

Lezbo 1(in the midst of scissoring): Holy shit, i love the way your clit rubs against my meat pocket!

Lezbo 2: Mmm, fuck yeah! Keep it up for me babe, Im close to having a scissorgasm.

Lezbo 1 (as she scissorasms): AHHHH!!! Fucking A, it feels so good!

14 Year Old Asian Boy: FAP FAP FAP!!!1!
scissorgasm by The Fap Master March 19, 2009

Scissor Blast 

The act of colliding female genitalia together with extreme force. Similar in speed to finger blasting, yet executed with full bodies.
Nah uh! Look at that bro, those two chicks are scissor blasting each other!
Scissor Blast by xEarlx August 3, 2012

scissor fight 

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"
I got deaf from the scissor fight show
scissor fight by alex June 4, 2004