Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 24, 2019

Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 08, 2010

sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 04, 2007

The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020

Sam

A cheating ass bitch

“Ew his name is sam? He’s probably cheating and ugly”

by Ilikechickens1 October 23, 2019

Sam

Awesome great guy who is very religious but is still kind. A best friend. Great and smart. induces sexual attraction from hot women.

Hot woman>I want Sam!!!

by Phrophetsam.awesome August 03, 2013

Sam

She is as sweet as can be, she feels a whole damn lot so don't let her eat her feelings. She's quirky and nice, and will beg for your forgiveness and approval. If a Sam takes your place in a friends friend group don't be mad, be glad she was not CE enough to set her her foot and dignity in a place u wouldn't dare to stay in any longer

....Sam......

by Cherryblossomhonesty! June 03, 2020