Russian Klondike

A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.
Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.
by Billy Skin July 06, 2010
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Mother Russian

A wonderfully delicious cocktail composed of Vodka, Kahlua and breast milk!
A cocktail created when no dairy was available but a lactating friend came to the rescue and hence created Mother Russians.
by punham November 24, 2013
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russian people

People who love to laugh, drink, and have a good time. Make good friends and are not afraid of anything.
by randomperson1357 July 17, 2008
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Russian Crushin

One who crushes Russians, preferably sexually.
Andrew: What were you doing in that physics room?

Phil: Ummmm nothing...

Andrew: You were Russian Crushin!
by therussian_crusher May 10, 2011
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Russian tattoo

when a girl is sucking your cock, take it out of her mouth and smack her in the face with it!!!!
I gave that bitch a Russian tattoo lastnight
by horsecock September 11, 2003
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Pull A Russian

To oversleep an exam.

Most used when one oversleeps an AP exam.

Dates back to Thursday, May 7, 2009, when a student at East Meadow High School, who will be known only as "Russian", overslept the AP English Literature and Composition exam.
Origin of the Term

Kid 1: Hey how was the AP Lit exam?

Kid 2: It was so easy! There wasn't even a poem, and the essays were incredibly easy! Probably, the easiest in years! It's a shame about Russian though.

Kid 1: What'd Russian do?

Kid 2: He overslept and wasn't allowed into the exam room. No doubt that the make up exam will be much more difficult.

Thus, the term to "Pull A Russian" was born.
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Russian firewall

a drink composed of vodka, clear tequila, and sprite/mountain dew. Best mixed in an empty waterbottle. Packs one hell of a kick.
Woah, this is some damn good Russian firewall, where the hell'd you get the vodka from?
by The Gooche January 15, 2006
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