When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.
by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005
Get the Roffles Charge mug.A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
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Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.
From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.
If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.
QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."
"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike August 22, 2008
Get the Roffle mug.blizstain250f: imagine if you were rolling around on the floor while fapping, ROFF!!!
blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the_next_fool_martyr: fap fap fap fap roll roll fap fap roll SNAP!
aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the_next_fool_martyr: fap fap fap fap roll roll fap fap roll SNAP!
aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
by yanni, scooter and blizzy March 31, 2009
Get the ROFF mug.Country clubs have a policy to keep the Riff-Raff off their membership rolls. They can't have a policy to keep hispanics, asians and blacks off their membership rolls because then they would be racist. They just happen to have only white members.
by trgjhgy May 5, 2018
Get the Riff-Raff mug.Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.
Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.
Very good to say outloud.
Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.
Very good to say outloud.
Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004
Get the roffle mug.generally people that don't carry a Centurion card or even worse people that have one but don't really deserve it.
by scaramanga May 13, 2005
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