Recluse

A recluse is often a friend or family member that you haven't seen since nam and they lecture people by saying shit like "back in the good old days we used to fuck our cousins for fun cause incest was still legal"

Uncle Lenny why are you such a recluse we haven't seen you since April 30, 1975.

by messwiththechodeyougettheload December 14, 2018

reflex 99

Gaming term crossover. Reference to Pro Evolution statistics, one of which is Reflexes. The highest value is 99, hence when someone has reacted very quickly this phrase can be used. Also implemented sarcastically.

"Dude, nice catch - reflex 99!"

"Reflex 99, jackass."

by fwubba August 26, 2005

refrushing

The feeling that you get from the air and water movement when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

It was very refrushing when I courtesy flushed that deuce.

by Heywood Jabloeme November 10, 2008

ReFlab

After a meth, crack or heroin addict gets off habitual drug use, they gain a lot of weight in a hurry because the drug and not eating has slowed their metabolism down. Since their muscles have also deteriorated from this habit, they get a lot of untoned fat: ReFlab.

"First I went to Rehab, now I've gone to ReFlab!"
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Reflectory

1. adjective form of reflect (reflect in this case meaning to look back on, not a surface)

2. a business that sells photo albums, journals, yearbooks and memorabilia that allows one to reflect

1. The tone of his paragraph was reflectory.

2. The schoolteacher surreptitiously visited the reflectory to purchase yearbooks for the past 3 years after she forgot the name of a student she had taught.

by a_little_pixelated October 11, 2009

reflaketion

A mirror check made by a dandruff shampoo user to check for flake elimination.

Brittany made a reflaketion check in the hall mirror for dandruff flakes on her black sweater before leaving for the night.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 26, 2010

Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism

Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex

by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006