Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Reed

He has a big ego and thinks he’s king of the world

Person one: bro have you met reed

Person two: Yea he’s full of him self

by Beautifulqueen43 March 21, 2020

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Reed

Reed is a very handsome and sexy male.
He had amazing fashion sense and is honest to his friends

Girl: he’s such a Reed
Girlfriend: I know he’s my stepbro

by Tyrobshdhg69 March 17, 2020

Reed City

A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.

I'm in Reed City on my way up North

by McSnicker September 12, 2021