Skip to main content

Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.
"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"
by Pyramid-ist May 7, 2025
mugGet the Pyramid-y mug.

Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
mugGet the Pyramid Theory mug.
Related Words

pyrate

pyrate (a.k.a ronzo) is the most famous in fife. pulls plenty burds and shags awcunts maws
blew up on tiktok for being a goff twink and gets mad play (from fat bitches. no torta, no mi importa.)
"yooooooo yk pyrate?" "aw aye isnt that the sexy tiktok cunt?"
by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025
mugGet the pyrate mug.

Pyramid

Sexual act where 2 females are riding a male. Female 1 rides dick and female 2 rides face, and while they face one another they place their hands together to make a point.
Hey bro I was with these two girls last night one was riding my face when I was riding my dick while they're fixing each other they put their hands together admitted pyramid it was awesome!
by Dirrtyram2500 November 2, 2025
mugGet the Pyramid mug.

comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle
So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...
by TheIan October 22, 2003
mugGet the comedy pyramid mug.

net pyramid

The new power structure when the most powerful companies take over the internet and drive internet traffic to their sites while smaller companies are pushed to the bottom. net neutrality, internet, websites, pyramid, Google, Microsoft, internet search, surfing the web, tech industry, tech, search engine, computer
If net neutrality is destroyed then the net pyramid will rule and most small businesses will suffer.
by joecoolthefool July 20, 2017
mugGet the net pyramid mug.

love pyramid

A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with
John, eric, and Geoff all like Brianna, that’s one hell of a love pyramid!
by The Yeetmeister6001 June 10, 2018
mugGet the love pyramid mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email