Pikey

The thick lad off Dads Army.

You stupid boy Pikey or sometimes Dont tell him Pikey.

by David Webster December 2, 2004

shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

pikey

a word that could only be used by someone with limited intellience, but thinks they know everything.

a word used by someone with no self respect, who likes to jump on the band-wagon rather than thinking for themselves.

a word used in humour or hatred but often linked to a person who probably has never had a conversation with a Gypsy/Traveller person because they are too gutless.

a bigotted term to boost an insuffiently formed ego, probably of some loser who sits down the pub from the time it opens putting the world to rights, and wakes up the following day with piss down his trousers.

pikeys are this...pikeys are that...can you lend me a few quid, i've run out of fags etc etc

by romanyfriendrhiannon August 13, 2004

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007

Pokey

v. to Pokey (something)

Means to screw up something, or specifically, to corrupt a computer file.

Derived from Pokey, an antagonist in the RPG 'Earthbound'

"Well I actually had the feature up and running but when I went to
try it it Pokeyed up my ROM. I don't get why because it saved it to
the right place just like I wanted it to. Aww, piez."

(read in a readme for the PKHacking tool 'Tangy" written by GuyInSummers

by Erau Qssi Dlro Weht March 28, 2005

Pokey

A stick used in building and maintaining a campfire to arrange and rearrange the wood so as to minimize the number of burns to the fire builder. Next to the Left Handed Smoke Shifter a Pokey is the most necessary thing needed to maintain a good campfire. Especially, good pokey sticks have been known to be named usually with some form of the word pokey such as Pokey, Pokey Jr., or Pokey III.

I miss Pokey!

Hey Bear, we should raid Hogan B and get Pokey.

by The_Hawk August 16, 2009