Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hang over their poochie

she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch

by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017

pouch

house, abode, home

let’s hang at my pouch.
party at my pouch!
my pouch is a mess. i have to get out of here.

by slangaroo November 19, 2021

lady pouch

Vagina that is utilized to carry things

While in prison My girl friend brings me drugs in her lady pouch

by Yippy do a June 6, 2018

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025