Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

Pornish

A type of voice usually only heard in adult videos.

Ellie sounded very pornish lately.

by Pornish December 29, 2014

Portswoleo

A portfolio/document containing all of your lifting accomplishments and credentials.

"Yo bro, whats your max?" "Just check my portswoleo, its got my lifting program too."

by TesticularTorsion December 7, 2015

Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention

I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!

by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017

portsmouth unit

200 lbs. Originating in Portsmouth, Virginia due to a large population of overweight people.

That women is about a 1.5 Portsmouth unit (300lbs).

That man is easily 2 Portsmouth units.

by Lambone26 June 18, 2017

Porti-Play

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty.

After being in the field for a month, porti-play doesn't sound half bad.

by ShitSoldiersSay August 31, 2017