Something that you look at and you will never have a girlfriend/wife in your entire life again. Why not just have real sex instead? Not with a hooker, but with your gf/wife.
by Rebal the Lorikeet June 30, 2005

by Lovelylady11 May 19, 2016

What your dad watches
Dad:*Fap*Fap*Fap
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn
by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 12, 2018

Pictures of naked men and women,women and women,or men and men. They can be pictures or videos. Videos usualy showing men and women haveing sex.
DUDEEEEE!!!!!!!!......i was watchin porn last night!!!!....This sexy goth girl was bein pined down by some prep dude,and he was FUCKIN her HARD...i was gettin bonners while watchin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Thea[wink] June 2, 2009

Dude: You have any PORN?
Retarded Nymphomaniac: No
Dude: But aren't you a Retarded Nymphomaniac?
Retarded Nymphomaniac: Well yeah...
Dude: Nevermind
Retarded Nymphomaniac: No
Dude: But aren't you a Retarded Nymphomaniac?
Retarded Nymphomaniac: Well yeah...
Dude: Nevermind
by FuKed September 14, 2006

by Gabby Magid <3 February 18, 2005
