Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time

yo boys i just took a deadly poot

by itsroach September 10, 2023

poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 30, 2013

poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window

bro tomorrow is national poot day

by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022

Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”

by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020

Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016

Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly

*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot

by Rudypoot June 30, 2021