by 00087u483 December 28, 2005
Get the pizza bagelmug. A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.
WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.
Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.
Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.
by CapitaoChaos April 24, 2014
Get the Concrete Pizzamug. The kind of "love" that young kids that date experience, due to their incapacity to know what real love is. Similar to Puppy Love.
by thatsprettycool January 6, 2012
Get the Pizza Lovemug. by pizza4life December 21, 2009
Get the Canadian Pizzamug. When you eat an inhuman amount of pizza and you start experiencing dizziness, nausea and overheating.
by RoXXXyCotton January 9, 2015
Get the Pizza Sweatsmug. by Ryan Miziker June 18, 2006
Get the pizza sandmug. The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.
by coyotedomino March 2, 2018
Get the pineapple pizzamug.