Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.
After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”
by daltonjfk September 16, 2019
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pizza phone

When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.
"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."
by ZUUL42 September 17, 2015
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Cheese Pizza

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."
by a funni meme February 03, 2015
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pizza bagel

A Man or woman who is 1/2 Jewish- 1/2 Italian.
"That pizza bagel boy is so hot! I want to do him now!".
by 00087u483 December 29, 2005
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Pizza Love

The kind of "love" that young kids that date experience, due to their incapacity to know what real love is. Similar to Puppy Love.
"Oh, you're only in pizza love. You love her the way you love pizza"
by thatsprettycool January 05, 2012
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Concrete Pizza

A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.

WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.

Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.
by CapitaoChaos March 18, 2014
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Canadian Pizza

A pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms.
This Canadian Pizza is awesome, where did you get it from?
by pizza4life December 21, 2009
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