Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018

Fuck a pigeon

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019

Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon

Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons

by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021

The HSPVA piano department

I mean, it's kind of self explanatory. The HSPVA piano department is a branch of the instrumental department at Kinder HSPVA, located in Houston Texas. they literally do one thing and one thing only, play piano.

"Hey dude, I got a friend in The HSPVA piano department. They might be able to play Rush E"

by Styx, like the river December 14, 2021

losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

Pigcoon

1.) A cross between pig and racoon used to insult someone who has birthmarks or dark marks on their face, especially near their eyes, temple, upper cheeks or forehead. Most often the person has an unpleasant personality, or is just plain ugly, mean, or gross.

2.) A heinous person who wears glasses, or just happens to be wearing glasses, goggles or other eye covering when they do something stupid enough to deserve the insult.

3.) Can be used without anything distinguishing about their eyes when a simple pig isn't enough.

Listen, when you look like Miss Piggy on meth AND you wear coke-bottles, you need to at least be a good person to make up for it; you can't be a total pigcoon or you won't even get laid by a drunk frog!

by Bunny Marrs March 21, 2009

piano mouth

Used as a euphemism for bad or rotten teeth. A comparison of one's good and bad teeth to the keys of a piano.

"Oh great, here comes piano mouth."
"I could've gone without seeing piano mouth today"

by Baditaliansausage January 2, 2017