WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.
BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!
by MERPPPPPPPPPPP December 03, 2013
When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.
Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"
Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"
Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"
by senor chisel November 26, 2011
by 7 cents May 06, 2005
by lorraine scott August 30, 2006
A delicious desert created post-toke by taking a bowl or plate and filling it with a mix of anything with sugar; cereal, icing, cake, pudding, jell-o, etc.
by G-M-J-Panda July 27, 2009
1. A small, single-serving pizza, most often between eight to ten inches in diameter and with a thin crust, which is purchased and eaten at a tavern, bar, or other establishment which typically sells more liquor than food.
2. Any small pizza-like foodstuff ordered and eaten at a bar. Though some places make their bar pies to order and serve them fresh from the oven, at many lower-class joints a little frozen pizza is simply thrown into the microwave. In these cases, though, the poor quality and lack of any resemblance to a "real" pizza is often overlooked due to the typically intoxicated state of the consumer.
2. Any small pizza-like foodstuff ordered and eaten at a bar. Though some places make their bar pies to order and serve them fresh from the oven, at many lower-class joints a little frozen pizza is simply thrown into the microwave. In these cases, though, the poor quality and lack of any resemblance to a "real" pizza is often overlooked due to the typically intoxicated state of the consumer.
by hathaway February 08, 2007