GRANNY PIE

WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.

BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!

by MERPPPPPPPPPPP December 3, 2013

cherry pie

a virgin's pussy

by Nate June 6, 2003

banoffee pie

When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.

Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"

Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"

by senor chisel November 26, 2011

fruit pie

A man that's beyond flaming gay. Liberacci, Walan Smithers and that other guy from "Will & Grace."

That fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team!

by 7 cents May 6, 2005

pie head

Someone whos totally thick as a brick, hasnt got two brain cells to rub together!

Fucking think aboutwhat youre doing man, you fucking pie head!

by lorraine scott September 4, 2006

bar pie

1. A small, single-serving pizza, most often between eight to ten inches in diameter and with a thin crust, which is purchased and eaten at a tavern, bar, or other establishment which typically sells more liquor than food.

2. Any small pizza-like foodstuff ordered and eaten at a bar. Though some places make their bar pies to order and serve them fresh from the oven, at many lower-class joints a little frozen pizza is simply thrown into the microwave. In these cases, though, the poor quality and lack of any resemblance to a "real" pizza is often overlooked due to the typically intoxicated state of the consumer.

Nah, I'm not hungry -- I had a couple of beers and a bar pie over at Smitty's.

by hathaway December 9, 2008

stoner pie

A delicious desert created post-toke by taking a bowl or plate and filling it with a mix of anything with sugar; cereal, icing, cake, pudding, jell-o, etc.

1:Ahh shit dude is that a stoner pie?!
2:Yea man grab a spoon.

by G-M-J-Panda July 27, 2009