patoot

A floppy vagina.

When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!

by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009

patootay

funny way of saying Patootie,
or BUTT or ASS or BUM, or whatever other words there are for your behind

she's got a nice patootay

by oyyyyyy August 6, 2009

patootie

1. The polite way to identify a fat woman's ass

Hey, Pam, get your goddamn patootie in here and fix me a sandwich! Oh, yeah, and put a lot of goddamn mayonnaise on too!

by Mighty Felix July 26, 2006

Patoonshka

A shade of tannish violet. A rare but miraculous color that mixes exclusively with other patoonshkas. Used as a funny answer when some stupid person asks you what your favorite color is.

stupid person: Hey guys, what's your favorite color?
cool people: Patoonshka
stupid person: what....??
cool people: *giggle to selves*

by speedyhotbody December 30, 2010

Patootie

Not a cutie, just a patootie

Why aren’t our dogs always this cute?
Because they are patooties.

by Julia Jack October 6, 2017

Patronus

The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.

Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.

by EM52 April 27, 2020

Cutie Patootie

My extremely beautiful, kind and loving girlfriend named Alana. She's the best girl I could ever ask for.

She's such a cutie patootie.

by Yomomsleftnut June 23, 2023