Pasini

The only minibike manufacturer to produce bikes for girls. Due to the special design of the tank they wil fit a women perfectly or a man with a very small penis and scrotham. Also because these bikes are underpowered it also give the lady's a chance to ride them properly.

Not to be confused with that Italian flat bread :p

man with small dick ride pasini

by scott parker October 27, 2005

painge

Change happens when the pain to remain the same is greater than the pain to change

"I stubbornly refused to delete the photos that clogged my phone until I had to painge"
"wow, looks like that might take him a lot of painge"
"why can't I ever get it together, I always wait for unbearable painge"

by Alabama Hammer April 28, 2021

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

im not paying for that

A phrase used to describe a stupid situation which you are in. Or used to describe a person who's jokes are usually dumb or have to be explained.

Mike: Mmmm taco bell is so good but it costs a lot.

Tad: I know ill walk up to the register with a shotgun and cock it then say "Im not paying for that"

Mike: ... your retarded

Also can be used as a comeback

Cody: Wow your gay

Rob: but "Im not paying for that"

Cody: ...Fag

by Anthonydagleone October 21, 2010

Paying for it out the ass

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".

Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"

by `Dan October 10, 2008

Acting out before a passing of someone

If you act out before someone you know passes without knowing they were going to pass, your subconscious may be trying to give you a sign or preparing yourself for the hurt to come.

“Remember when I was super upset before dad passed?”
“Yes! That had to be a sign, that might be normal for someone acting out before a passing of someone”

by There is hope December 5, 2020

Paying the bills

menstruating

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

by The (Real) Great Western Satan February 14, 2012