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pomosexual

Person A: What do you identify as?

Jan: None of the 12 thousand identities can properly describe the inner workings of my sexual. Nor of my gender.

Person A: (inwardly) Sure, Jan.

(outwardly) Oh! So you're part of the pomosexual crowd?
by TakiTakiRumbaa March 15, 2021
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Poosemia

Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream


History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do

Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present

Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!

Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make
... poor Kenny has caught the disease, Poosemia
by Wanky1 August 6, 2008
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Related Words
poosay poose Poosh Poosagna PoMoSexual pooser Poosey Pesos poosi poosie

Poosagna

A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.
"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."
by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016
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Poose

The answer to many of life's big questions.
Should we go to a gay club??
I'm not sure, do you have your gay poose with you?
by Ashley Poose Stewart January 17, 2009
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pooser

a very sexy and adorable dog that has white fur and looks cute when he sleeps.
i want to have sexual intercourse with pooser.
by gayboi123 July 15, 2010
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poosh

Verb. The portmanteau of the words "poop" and "push" being put together. To poosh is the act of squeezing to defecate resulting in feces in voiding feces from the bowels.
Erin tried very hard to poosh, but nothing came out.
by Roy Roy September 5, 2008
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poosh

When an individual enters a situation and takes things too far, past the point of tolerance.
Man did you see how Ernest kept going on about how he has a circumsized penis?
That's such a poosh bro.
by Jack Hawk December 5, 2010
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