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Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.
Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.
by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008
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PITERA

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Damn Pitera
by Tupac shkur February 8, 2004
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lily potter

lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.

'i was the only one to see her for what she was....A FREAK!'
i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s***!
That's some dark magic right there!
by crowie July 25, 2006
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Harry Potter sucks

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010
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Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.
by Dick Bigknife August 4, 2007
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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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Harry James Potter

The son of James and Lilly Potter. (Halfblood)
Went to Hogwarts, Gryffindor.
Also known as The Boy Who Lived and The Chosen One.
First known for escaping the killer curse (Avada Kedavra) when he was no more than one year old.
Later he became known for being the youngest Seeker in the last century. and winning the Triwizard Tournament.
His greatest achievement happened when he was 17 years old. Harry managed to kill the Dark Lord, also known as He Who Must Not Be Named, Lord Voldemort or Tom Marvolo Ridle.
He married Fullblood witch, Ginny Weasly, and together they have three children, James, Albus and Lily.
Harry James Potter is the most awesome wizard, after Albus Dumbledore of course.
by Tinyself February 11, 2010
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