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Soggy Pigeon

Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021
mugGet the Soggy Pigeonmug.

pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
by Ein3 March 21, 2023
mugGet the pigeons in the comfreymug.

Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”
by _The_Savior May 8, 2018
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exhausted pigeon

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.
Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.
by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020
mugGet the exhausted pigeonmug.

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.
"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".
by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014
mugGet the pigeon in a teapotmug.

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills
That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.
by Light Joker July 26, 2007
mugGet the clay pigeonmug.

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