john owen

john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.

girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.

by giselle<33 August 22, 2021

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flaming owen

A person that thinks they are the greatest professional dog handler/Trainer/breeder, in the world! When in fact their stupidity is painful, for all to see.

“That’s the worst trained dog in the world, I bet it’s one of “Flaming Owens” dogs.

by FlashCarrNash August 10, 2020

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Dirty owen

The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture

"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen

by Fanny muncher April 11, 2020

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an obvious owen

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)

Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen

by Wake_n_baker97 May 19, 2016

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Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

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