Christopher Owens

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011

Dirty owen

The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture

"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen

by Fanny muncher April 11, 2020

owens sausage

1. a brand of sausage
2. the spicey man sausage of any male who's last name is Owens

1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.

2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Owen Moore

A fag who will suck your dick no matter your gender . He is also an entitled asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone else.

Owen Moore has been trying to suck Abby’s Dick for 2 years now.

by fucksexassfuck69420 November 8, 2019

owen lau

league player

wow he is an owen lau

by Mr woops November 11, 2020

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016