Literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of Carlsbad High School. Contrary to popular belief, we're not full of nerds. We have the same general demographics as CHS, except we're using a trimester system and we have less druggies. Basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.
The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.
Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.
The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.
Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.
Person 1: What school do you go to, person 2?
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8
OR
Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8
OR
Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo
by FreshPrinceOBelAir February 04, 2017
A fracking beautiful and talented person. Basically a god. A person who you should love unconditionally.
by Cbisgreat September 09, 2021
A school filled with wannabe baddies and a bunch of other people. Boys moan a LOT and most girls are straight and only last a week in a relationship. 6th graders are mostly nice and 7th graders are loved so much and 8ths just wanna leave.
by Evy<3 April 28, 2022
Sage Creek is the worst high school if you are a teenager that wants to have a fun high experience. Basically is sucks ass. It’s not like a traditional high school and everyone is in one big clique. And so many people at this school are so fucking smart you wonder why you even go here. Seeing furbies on campus happens more than our sports teams winning a game. Oh and there is no football team even though we rich asf. Or cheerleaders. There is like no school spirit except for the few ppl who dress up for spirit days to hope it makes the day less depressing. This isn’t an opinion this is facts. And if your not LGBTQ your the minority. Go bobbies!
Mark: Where do you go to school?
Jason: Sage Creek High School
Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!
Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.
Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..
Jason: Sage Creek High School
Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!
Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.
Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..
by GirlsWhoHateSage October 06, 2019
a person that makes you feel a type of love that hurts, you’re love them so much you only wish the best for them. Even after they hurt you.
“Ethan is my sage green”
by Nona.coe June 11, 2023
a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
Sage Heald is a wanksta
by 57w743784829 September 14, 2020
Huncho Sage, formally known as Huncho, describes a big, loud, hairy member of the LGBTQ community. It has Downsyndrome and is a carrier of Parkinsons. These creatures have a whopping 19 chromosomes.
Huncho: I am very bussin and Huncho Sage chicken man fat boy loud. MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA THE VOICES, I HEAR VOICES. MAKE THEM STOP
by animewhitechink December 06, 2022