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Lights out tour

A social media tour that was formed through the app tiktok. Some people include chase Hudson, jaden hossler, chase Keith, Sam Hurley and many more. It’s basically magcon 2.0.
Question: What’s your favourite social media tour?
Answer: lights out tour
by Lokiismydad September 2, 2019
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Tour de Dick

when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.
suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
by Penthias September 16, 2009
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Tour De France

To go on a Drug Binge.

Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012
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Tour le Douche

Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!

James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...

Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
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Tour de France

A hateful phrase used by skaters/inliners when a skatepark i crowded with BMX bikers.
Example:

Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.

Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!

Skater1: Tell me about it..
by Hjalles July 13, 2009
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the comeback tour

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."
by Mark October 22, 2004
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Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
by adam August 23, 2005
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