Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

by R Peezy March 20, 2007

Pointe shoe

Death

In ballet class the teacher made us wear pointe shoes! I literally died.

by Hurricane Vega July 29, 2020

Bloom Shoes

An alternative to bullsh*t

I call bloom shoes on that

by bloomhead June 5, 2021

shoe stole

To steal someone in the lip; To kick ones butt and steal thier shoes.

Man, that mug got shoe stole.

by FURG March 11, 2005

green shoes

Marijuana, pot, weed.

I need to get high, let's strap on some "green shoes"

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.

Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Poop Shoe

The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.

The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.

My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!

by Sawman70 February 12, 2019