October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

by Noodle hands October 16, 2019

October 1

The first day of spooky month! This is when you have to start making your costume

Girl: It’s finally October 1! And I’m already starting on my costume
Boy: isn’t it to early?
Girl: 𝔻𝕀𝔻 𝕀 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ?

by ꃳꄲꋊꀘ October 23, 2019

October 29

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019

October 16

The day the 8th graders got fucked up by some Vodka in a Hydroflask

Ah shit it’s October 16, you know what that means

by static_307 October 16, 2019

October 29

National yeet that one medium hight friend.... yeah, that one.

Tall friend “It’s October 29”
Medium friend “god no”
Short friend “yes”

by lolololololboi October 28, 2019

7 October

National come to your boyfriends house and give him so many cuddles and kisses and watch Big Bang Theory
Just joking you have to watch The Good Doctor!!!

You have too 7 October 🥺

by Ross Prince October 4, 2021

October 29

This is the day the most kind person was born. If your friends with that person you need to keep them as your bffl. Never let them leave. Don't hurt them.

Person 1: hey its October 29
Person 2: hey it's my birthday today

Person 1: ok bffl let's go hang out and I'll get you a gift

by Bffl November 2, 2019