juicy omelette

A runny or gastric shit

His juicy omelette was splattered all over the toilet bowl

by poo juice October 30, 2003

Jewish Omelette

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

by R and G January 9, 2009

Denver Omelette

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005

I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!

by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005

omelet

A slang term used to describe Amish people.

Why is that Omelet driving a car?

Thats right you omelet,churn my butter bitch.

by Derek D. February 16, 2008

mexican omelet

When two lovemakers are engaging in sweet passionate love and the male specimen releases his pimp juice into the female organism's ear, in which the female slowly, gingerly, and YET passionately moves her hand towards the ear and VIOLENTLY folds it shut.

When Aaron released his pimpin juice into the ear of Annie, a scrumtious mexican omelet was born.

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 21, 2007

omelets made great

An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.

Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!

by Chu422 September 26, 2010

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009