This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.
Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.
"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
by Innit B November 24, 2006
by Matt August 28, 2003
by Thebigman November 18, 2004
by Edna-the-black-eboy December 02, 2021
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "
by PseudoNym Jackson January 31, 2009
by jianny joe matt December 21, 2008
If you call someone a "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" using only the chatroom as you play a game, the other person will react angry even if he or she is clever enough to understand the obviousness of your wrong grammar.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.
1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.
2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.
3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.
4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.
This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.
The expression "Fakin Nobs whith cheeta" is an engineered mean of psychological warfare with the only purpose to upset people who feel pride in winning online games.
1. The dumb person: Will be offended by the accusation of using cheats, while he or she plays fair and square.
2. The cheater: Is clever enough to see fake grammar, but stupid enough to think that winning with the use of cheats was worth anything. By reminding the cheater on the futility of his or her actions, the cheater is confronted with reality, which causes damage to any human brain.
3.The grammar nazi: Will be offended, simply because you are willingly using wrong grammar.
4.The over-analyzer: Will see through all of this, but waste so much energy on doing exactly that, that his or her gameplay looses it's edge.
This device can only generate a slight advantage, but in it's ultimate systematic it will even upset you, as you realize that using it is in fact cheating and you just now went through all four stages yourself.
Progamer43: Lool headshot.
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!
SupaMen123: Faking Nobs whith cheeta
Progamer43: ????
>Profit
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Troll: Why didn't it work?
Zen Master: You wrote fakin Nobs whith cheeta, but you must capitalize the first two words. Only then the total annoyance of Faking Nobs whith cheeta will unfold.
Troll: Stop using that on me!
by Jimmylou March 06, 2015