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fucking Jared

A typical asshole who constantly bothers the shit out of everybody in a group.
Dean: "GuYs YoU sUcK aT GaMeS yOu'Re GaRbAgE"
Tyler: "He's such a fucking Jared..
by Dangarii November 28, 2021
mugGet the fucking Jaredmug.

Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg
WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!
by JuliePooly June 9, 2022
mugGet the Jazzy Jaredmug.

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore
Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare
by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021
mugGet the Jared Loremug.

Jared Millis

a total nigger faggot. this MEGA FAGGOT cannot get the fuck off of my stupid pull out mattress and go get a fucking job, faggot
by OGHarambe October 22, 2016
mugGet the Jared Millismug.

Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.
Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.
by Big D Chris March 29, 2023
mugGet the Jared Khanmug.

Jared zone

when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.
bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily
by alextuc26 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Jared zonemug.

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