Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.

Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.

by F-ingGhostRider January 23, 2019

Nelliston Nightmare

According to legend, from a local car dealer. A nelliston nightmare is when you purchase a used or new vehicle, and someone has dropped a deuce in the center console.

" I bought a new truck, and realized when I opened the center console, someone had dropped a deuce up into her and left me a nelliston nightmare "

by Seikoaliko February 8, 2019

nightmare pb

A legendary Scenario paintball player, streamer, OLD af, but also a kind hearted tedy bear that couldn't hurt a fly.dont get me wrong though,In paintball you fear for your life when you play with him

John: nightmare pb is playing with us
Alin : of fuck we are going to die
Lucas : ha I am on nightmare pb's team we'er going to dominate the field

by Neufiedude January 24, 2023

Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.

The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024