when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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Nickel nap

Taking a quick nap with a nickel in your hand. As soon as you drop the nickel on the floor you wake up and go on with your day
I’m so tired but i don’t got time to rest, a nickel nap might do the trick.
by The Spreller November 13, 2023
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nickel your tipple

the act of tickling one's balls as well as the tip of the penis
Girl: I nickled his tipple last night
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today
by jimoney kriket June 05, 2011
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buck nickel

The amount of five dollars.

The term combines buck with nickel. Essentially a dollar multiplied by the numerical value of a nickel 1X5 = 5. Hence, a buck (one dollar) nickel (five cents). The colloquial term has a negative connotation indicating the sheer minuscule value of five dollars, usually used as an insult towards impecunious individuals.

Coined by Tiktoker Kim Woods (no pun intended).
“I charged him a buck nickel to hit the blunt, easy chump change”.

“He’s a dust bucket with L motion. He doesn’t even have a buck nickel in his broke ass Amiri pockets”.
by barbie baddie March 11, 2024
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Nickel

Short for a nickel who can get the pickle. This is a girl who you wouldn't date, and may be not show up on the radar but hey she's got a decent rack and you'd be down. She's no dime so you'll catch her standards lower so she's an easy boredom blowjob or go to for nudes. Don't confuse her for a slut because she's too low key for that.
Bob: Hey do you think Brooklyn is cute?

Jim: I mean she's alright I guess.

Trent: Yeah but she's got some solid boobs. She could suck me off.

Jim: You're right, she definitely a nickel.
by Keeping it above par October 19, 2015
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Nickel

A really dark person with a high top that likes saggy pussy. He also takes pleasure with boomers
I can only see your teeth in the dark, you must be Nickel
by Grandads willy November 06, 2019
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Nickel

nickel, one of the goofiest characters from beefy die.
Friend: Hey, check it out I have a Nickel!
Friend 2: Coiny's better
by AlphaStage January 06, 2024
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