naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

Naked Ladies

It's a name used for a group of flowers (Mainly bulbs) that have "naked" stems with flowers on it and has no foliage in sight. Naked ladies mainly grow in the winter time throughout late spring and goes dormant in summer. The flowers of the plants start to come up in late summer or early fall.

Lycoris squamigera, amaryllis belladonna, and the autumn crocuses are examples of naked ladies.

by The truth hurts doesn't it 117 April 8, 2022

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 18, 2003