Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018

naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

vaccuum naked

A method by which a young woman learns how to become more comfortable being naked & getting touched.

Kori followed Hillary's advice & decided to vaccuum naked.

by Chiquataqueen May 1, 2015

Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 18, 2003