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noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.
"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."
by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007
mugGet the noodle scoutmug.

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
mugGet the horse noodlesmug.

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.
"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.
by NoodleRat August 1, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Ratmug.

Power Noodles.

The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.
Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
by Shisnat July 14, 2011
mugGet the Power Noodles.mug.

shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.
"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"
by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017
mugGet the shmuck noodlemug.

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.
The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.
by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012
mugGet the Noodling for tunamug.

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
mugGet the jizz noodlemug.

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