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Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.
by Andrresito June 4, 2021
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*nothing*

*seriously, this is nothing*

*seriously, this is nothing*

*pls stop*

*you know what?*

*you forced me to do this, it isn't my fault*

ERROR 404

Rebooting...

Reboot unsuccessful.....

Trying to direct firewall to connection..............

Trying to reboot again......

Reboot complete.
I told you, this is *nothing* because you just came down here for nothing :P

Why are you still down here

Sigh
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Nothing

nothing
nothing
by Hitlerlover45 October 29, 2023
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Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.
This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
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Dark Void of Nothingness

One's soul when they are depressed, suicidal, bipolar and when no one loves them or cares about them
Jacob's soul is like a Dark Void of Nothingness
by Lord Cthully666 August 29, 2017
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National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.
Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.
by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019
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