Mystery spot

When you leave unknown juices on someone else's couch, and nobody knows what the substance is.

Man, I mystery spotted last year and people STILL be makin' fun of me!

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

Mystery spotter

A person who mystery spots (usually a male...).

"Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny."

"Well no wonder, it's all old and dried out! Like that mystery spotter over there."

*points to Mr. Krabs*

by Snicklitter69 July 3, 2019

Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.

The Mystery Logger has struck again!

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

mystery jackson

I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.

I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.

by Latin homosexual April 12, 2019

dreaming infinite mystery

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

by takotrukz April 27, 2019

mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019