Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021
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Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn July 29, 2011
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the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside
is that a mystery burrito
by makemoney1234 December 16, 2010
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Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020
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Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 04, 2022
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Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.
Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!
by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 July 01, 2023
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