When a dog or a feral human leaves a bright yellow mustard colored flat turd on the dirt or pavement of any west coast metropolitan city. Shaped like a disc about the size of your hand with the consistency of pancake mix. It will harden with sunshine and proper cement temperatures.

Bowie is so sick, he keeps laying mustard cookies in the bushes and the hobo keeps spatuala’ing them up and using them as flatbread for his cheese and salami. By Dr. Lepper and co.

MUSTARD COOKIE by Dr. Lepper October 22, 2025

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Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.

Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!

Mustard Mango Challenge by DumDaddy November 4, 2025

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MUSTARD RING

When one pulls his junk out of a woman/man’s butt and there is a mustard like substance around the shaft

LEON STUCK HIS JUNK IN LAURENS BUMSKY AND IMMEDIATELY SMELLED A RIPE SMELL. UPON PULLING HIS JUNK OUT OF LAUREN’S BUMSKY HE NOTICED HE’D BEEN MUSTARD RINGED

MUSTARD RING by Matt musclcraig December 16, 2025

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Mustard Fingers

A lifelong sentence handed down the moment mustard touches your skin, an example would be after eating a hamburger or hotdog. Symptoms include a lingering mustard smell and questioning reality after you've washed your hands more times than you can count.

“Every time I eat a hotdog I forget about mustard fingers until it’s too late.”

Mustard Fingers by Mustard Fingers March 31, 2026

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