tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014

Moss

the name of a person who will do anything simply for the aesthetic. she is super awkward, but in a comfortable way that just makes being around her fun. She is the person you will go to for fashion advice, and you will not be dissapointed. Really open minded and accepting. Once you get to know her you cant hate her.

“oh look its moss!”
“she let me borrow her sweater the other day!”

by never the thirdwheel June 28, 2021

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

moss + faye

the best couple possibly ever!!! moss loves faye very much and faye loves moss !! they will work out well together and life will be good

" moss + faye? oh yeah. they are the perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

Moss syndrome

Where someone gets annoyed and shouts pointless threats.

You have developed moss syndrome
Take it back or ill not speak to you

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018

moss

a woman with absolutely giant tiddies. like huge shronkaroos. massive jublies. incredible honkers.

"i want to sleep on moss's tiddies"
"yeah me too"

by Jakran November 27, 2020

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2020