Morning Fanny

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013

Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

by FoxxDogg September 10, 2004

Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

by M4H4 July 8, 2020

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008